Hello and Welcome to a Saturday Edition of arseonlinetips, yesterday was a kick in the nuts for sure but we have big kahunas and we will strike today, you can be sure of that! 

Everyday we publish a blog our arse is literally on the line and we know we have to have a good day. As you are aware Charlie uses BetRef to keep tabs of his Profit and Loss, last month was a great month for him and he was promoted from the Championship to the Premier League, so he is back at the top table and it is richly deserved for all the hard work he put’s in ….. Now enough of that or he will get an even bigger noggin than he already has, either that or i’ll get a Glasgow kiss!

Saturday, like Friday is a minefield of crazy amounts of cards for us to go through at arse HQ, but we have done what we can and now it is all in the racing gods hands! So lets get them to the start and break away first time….

Due to unforeseen circumstances it’s just Final Word from Rich today as Charlie is having issues placing his bet with Bet365 and has decided to leave today alone until they resolve the problem. We apologize for any inconvenience that this brings although it’s just one of the things we have to deal with.


Rich’s Final Word…… Under starters orders….. Were off…..


Rich’s Final Word –

Had a couple drop in here yesterday, but not really a great day and now I have to step up….

Ascot is where we will start today and the opening race is early….

12.45 Class 2 Handicap over 5f and I like the look of Tanasoq, who is in fine form, winning the last 4 runs, including a Class 2 handicap 5f at Epsom before dropping down to Class 3 to land another, under a penalty by 1 & 1/4 lengths, on form should go very close….

3.35 Handicap Class 2 over 1m 4f and a form franker caught my attention…. Gossip Column, has 3 wins from the last 3 runs having won the last two in Class 4 & 3 company over 1m 2f, the one runner up blip in the last 4 was to Ibraz(More on that later!) Now steps up in class again and a couple of extra furlongs too….

York……. 1.55 City Walls Listed C1 5f and I said to Charlie after the Sprint Stakes last Saturday that Muthmir would win next time out, little did I realise it would be just a week later. Beaten by a neck from Judicial in the Group 3, now drops to Listed company having landed a Haydock Listed by a Short Head from Aplha Delphini

Chester …… 2.40 Fillies’ Handicap C2 6f…. Crochet has been runner up on her last two starts, beaten both times by a neck, surely today is the day she returns to the Winners Enclosure.

And now we reach the stretch…. and on to Newmarket……

2.15 July Cup Group 1 6f….. Sands of Mali is a dual Group 2 winner and was only beaten by 1/2 a length at Royal Ascot by Eqtidaar, who is also in the field today along with the Kings Stand Winner Blue Point, who steps back up to 6f and it would be no surprise to see these 3 heading to the finish line together.

2.50…. Fillies’ Maiden Class 3 2YO Only 7f…… Assembly of Truth was a close 3rd on race course debut over 6f in a C5 at Yarmouth, beaten by 1/2 a length by Pretty Pollyanna, who won the Duchess of Cambridge yesterday by 7 lengths…. Now that’s a form boost!

3.20 … Mile Handicap Class 2 3YO Only 1m and as I mentioned earlier, Ibraz, a C5 winner at Nottingham who stepped up to C3 company to win on handicap debut on June 16th from Gossip Column, who ahs won twice since and 3rd Kassar has also since won!

Big Day, Big Kahunas…..

Enjoy the racing, remember only bet what you can afford to win, if not just watch the fantastic coverage…

All the Best – Charlie & Rich


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